Eddie Izzard on building an empire

spastasmagoria:

If you chose D) INCEST, you are correct. 

Oh molecular biology, how much more fun you would have been if we’d have had questions like this. 

assilikesbowties:

then Legolas goes to run through Rivendell naked

nom-chompsky:

#Can we talk about how amazing Martha was in these episodes? #Can you imagine being CONSTANTLY belittled#Being treated like you were inferior #Even though you were more educated than ALL of them #Can you imagine having all that AND being in a strange place without your family and friends? #Even through all that Martha keeps her cool #She keeps her cool #and you know what? #she saves the day #so if you think Martha is a bad companion I dont know what you are smokin

duss005:

I would have gotten that parking spot, too, if it hadn’t been for those meddling kids.